This week was really productive. In my creative writing: nonfiction class, the professor demonstrated how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, how to tie shoes, and how to cut a grapefruit. Oh, and how to tie a tie. So that took about an hour and forty five minutes. Then, in my research writing class, we played telephone and then pictionary. My team won telephone, but sadly, we lost at pictionary.

Not that I’m at all complaining. Just gathering more evidence to prove that my college is not real.