I am having a serious dilemma right now. Who do I want to win the superbowl? Usually, I like to root for the underdog, which in this case would be the New Orleans Saints (although, don’t let the “underdog” title fool you, they did have a great season). But I hate hate hate hate HATE ex-giant, Jeremy Shockey, who happens to play for the Saints. I really don’t want Shockey to have the satisfaction of another superbowl win (when the giants won, he was on the team but he didn’t actually play in the game due to his “injury” or some bullshit). Also, one of my best friends in the world is a huge, lifetime Colts fan, and today is his birthday, and wouldn’t it be nice if the Colts won on his birthday?

So it seems like I’ll be rooting for the Colts then.

Except, my fingernails are painted gold.

Dammit.